Schmooze, Booze, and Books

Schmooze, Booze, and Books

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Schmooze, Booze, and Books
Everyone Loves Unorthodox Love

Everyone Loves Unorthodox Love

Unorthodox Love is featured in Princeton’s library!!! And it was also spotted at Brown University!!!

Jan 01, 2025
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I can die happy now. I never knew it was a goal of mine to have a book featured in an Ivy League college, but I’ve since decided it was on my bucket list. Others include zip lining, going to a nightclub, and trying marijuana suppositories, although not necessarily in that order.

To Order

Speaking of drugs and alcohol, my husband poured me a glass of Glenglassaugh at a party a few nights ago. At first I coughed and choked, but I soon took to it like a baby duck takes to water, making Daniel just as proud as any mama duck. The scotch had hints of junior high science lab, freshly-plucked fruit from the orchard, and just the tiiiiinsiest drop of cyanide. There were also notes of secondhand clothing stores, specifically men's sports coats from the seventies era—you know the ones, the fussy, professorial-looking kind with leather patches sewn onto the backs of the elbows. Simply divine!!

To Order

Here’s a picture of my friend Kristi and I at the Mall of America. Sadly, there’s no button or link to a website because we’re not for sale.


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